C.RONALDO.

Not much is really known about Cris, aka Manu. We know that Cris and his family moved to Canada from Argentina when he was ten. His parents later died. He was a foster child, but was also homeless at various times when living with his parents. He was also a meth addict at fourteen. And he played for Manchester United. Or liked Manchester United. Something like that. There’s actually a guy named Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for Man. U. Man-u. Manu. Interesting…

JEREMY.

Jeremy, known as either *knight* or bear. on PSC, was my best friend. He joined PSC about March or April of 2008, and we quickly became fast friends. He was from Oregon, but went to an art college in Atlanta, Georgia for photography. He was an only child, and had an on and off girlfriend named Abby. One day, I received an anonymous greetinger stating that Jeremy was in fact a girl. I was suspicious, and because he had never allowed me to call him, nor had I ever seen him on a webcam before, I had someone from PSC call him up and see if he would answer. “He” did. “Jeremy” was actually a girl named Abby. Looking up her area code, I found that it was actually located in East Tennessee. She apologized, and we haven’t spoken since.

oh wait.

JESSSS2008

JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS2008 is a die-hard vegetarian (or so she claims), and activist for PETA. She likes to shove her beliefs that meat is nasty and all meat-eaters go to hell down everyone’s throats, whether they’re actually meat-eaters or not. She was suspended once from PSC, and now is back and ready to return to her controversial threads that she makes primarily about vegetarianism and her rats. Jess has been nicknamed “Peta Jr.” by the majority of Secrets & Stories and is generally disliked for her extremist views and general hatred of anyone who eats meat. Also, if posed with her rats and a newborn baby lying on a railroad track while a speeding train was coming, she would save her rats.

PHIL / RORSCHACH / R[EVOL]UTION / JESUS FREAK

Phil was once a nice guy. He had a big bushy beard that looked like red pubes growing from his chin, but overall he was pleasant and sometimes funny. One day, he fell in love with a girl on psc, and within two weeks, they decided to meet up. The poor girl was practically dying (her kidneys were failing or something) and Phil decided to sell everything he owned - including his prized xbox - to buy a ticket to where she was so he could take care of her (and possibly give her one of his kidneys). Upon arriving at the airport, PSC got to participate in a thread that his sweetheart had made, describing how she couldn’t find him! Hilarity ensued, which later sparked the meme “Dude, Where’s My Internet Girlfriend?” We can only guess what happened: that perhaps the whole thing was a setup or perhaps the girlfriend just didn’t show up to the airport. We don’t blame her. Regardless, the two (supposedly) never met up. Phil later grew to dislike Aubrey and Shawn, who disliked Phil, and the three usually made sarcastic remarks to each other. One day, Shawn and Aubrey were banned because they replied to a thread Phil made. Phil later deleted his accounts. A few months later, someone under the name of “Jesus Freak” showed up and began to post primarily in the Spiritual Secrets forum. Jesus Freak neither denies nor acknowledges that he is actually Phil, but has responded to the name Phil several times, so it’s safe to assume that he is, in fact, Phil.

The End.

GRACIE WILLIAMS.

Gracie Williams seemed like your average girl. Well, kind of. She came to PSC in early 2008, a gorgeous, talented model with an interesting history. Her mother deserted her when Gracie was just a child, and later killed herself - Gracie moved in with a woman named Ms. Annie. She’d been taking dance lessons nearly her whole life, and taught young girls at a studio in D.C. One day, Gracie chewed out a parent for mistreating their children. Another time, while cooking a pizza, she sprinted down the street to get a monroe piercing, and later showed us all pictures. Gracie was an only child, had two horses, a fancy camera (she only added borders to her pictures) and frequently made trips out the countryside for photoshoots.Overall, everyone loved her.